Okay....I think the whole world needs to take a deep breath and just...relaxxxx a little. The link tells the tale of how a pleasant afternoon swilling beer at a pub was completely ruined by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
'"Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
'"Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen."'