Some Random Things About Me

A meme borrowed from Tai's blog who borrowed it from Kim's blog who borrowed it from someone else.I am perpetuating the cycle. Oh, it's all an intricate tapestry...... :)

10 Favorites
Favorite Season: Spring...all that mucking about in the dirt and the birds yelling their heads off and the pure potential of it all...
Favorite Color: I'm hard pressed to say, but if it's in nature it would be that crazy bright blue you sometimes see in Mediterranean bays...think of the Blue Grotto in Capri.
Favorite Time: 10 pm. I get my best reading done in the bathtub round about that hour.
Favorite Food: It probably has ginger or a bit of curry in it.
Favorite Drink: Chai tea lattes from Starbucks. It's a bit morbid perhaps, but if possible, I buy one of these before boarding an airplane. Then, if the plane crashes, and I perish horribly, well at least the last thing I had on earth was a yummy chai latte.
Favorite Ice Cream: I once had an sour-apple flavor in Hell's Gate Park that was rather fabulous, but I'm a fan of chocolate-chip mint generally speaking.
Favorite Place: It's up in the mountains behind Cumberland, off a logging road. A place of sunny white rock and deep chilly pools and little waterfalls.
Favorite Sport: Sometimes, when nobody's looking, I watch hockey. I can't help it. I'm Canadian.
Favorite Actor: Harrison Ford. I think it may be a crush. I mean, first Han Solo, and then Indiana Jones? What's not to like?
Favorite Actress: Angelina Jolie is fun to watch. Audrey Hepburn appeals immensely. I'm fond of Geena Davis and I think Susan Sarandon is marvellous. It would be easier to pick just one if I had a crush though. :)

9 Currents
Current Feeling: Utterly relaxed.
Current Drink: Vanilla Earl Grey, steaming hot with cream, in a rather lovely pottery mug with a dragonfly on it.
Time: 1:15 pm
Current Show on TV: The television is most definitely off.
Mobile used: I've never owned one.
Windows Open: This could be a computer question, but, er, the bedroom window's open.
Current Underwear: Pink, with a sparkly heart.
Current Clothes: Jeans, blue sleeveless tank top, pink and red striped socks. Little blue butterfly barrettes.
Current Thought: Trying to figure out if I'm really hearing the violin music my friend can hear in a nearby apartment or whether it's just the power of suggestion.

8 Firsts
First Nickname: Chopper. I was a jowly baby.
First Kiss: Grade One. The love didn't last though. I can't even recall the little chap's name. I wish I could remember if I ever kissed Eddie in Kindergarten. I'm sure he would have liked me to kiss him as I recall.
First Crush: Danny in Grade Four.
First Best Friend: Andrea Horowitz in kindergarten.
First Vehicle I Drove: An awfully big pick-up truck with no power-steering. I was terrified.
First Date: Shane. He asked me out to dinner and to the movies, but my mom wasn't awfully keen about thirteen year-olds dating, so we went for long romantic hikes around the sewer lagoon instead. Does that count? It felt romantic at the time.
First Pet: A puppy named Rex, but we lived in the city at the time and didn't keep him for long.

7 Lasts
Last Drink: Tea at breakfast
Last Kiss: My husband.
Last Meal: Cornbread and sourdough toast at The Tomato on Cambie St. in Vancouver. I love going out for breakfast.
Last Web Site Visited: Tai's blog.
Last Movie Watched: Ronin, which features scenes from Arles and La Turbie in France. A grocery store that I visited is shot up. It also stars Jean Reno, whom Tai and I agree may not be classically handsome, but nonetheless we find him rather....likeable.
Last Phone Call: To Kim. She was shopping at Ikea at the time.
Last TV show Watched: The news.

6 Have You Ever...
Have You Ever Broken the Law: Yes. As a teenager I liked to climb on to the roofs of public buildings at night, and I can't help but feel that's probably frowned on.
Have You Ever Been Drunk: Yes, pleasantly so.
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn't Know: Yes. On both cheeks.
Have You Ever Been in the Middle/Close to Gunfire: I used to live down the street from the Rod&Gun Club, so my middle childhood was punctuated by the roar of rifles.
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Last time I did, I was told I was channelling Aphrodite. How nice of them to say.
Have You Ever Broken Anyone's Heart: I don't suppose I have, but I like to think there's maybe someone out there pining for me, who's just not sayin'.

5 Things
Things You Can Hear Right Now: Mozart's Divertimenti playing on Tai's stereo, Tai reading interesting bits aloud from a book called "Collapse", on the destruction of past civilzations
Things You Can See Right Now: a funky hat on top of the computer, a little vase filled with cat whiskers, my friend reading
Things On Your Bed: pink pyjamas and lots of cushions
Things You Ate Today: Cornbread and toast and tea. Hmmm....it's almost time for lunch.
Things You Do When You Are Bored: Bored? what is this 'bored' thing you speak of?

4 Places You Have Been Today:
Granville Island Market.
A pottery gallery.
Tomato, a great Vancouver bistro
Tai's apartment.


3 Things On Your Desk Right Now:
I'm at my friend's desk right now and she has lot of interesting things on it...ie. a Killer Rabbit puppet from Monty Python, but I'm going to envision my desk at home...

I have a beat-up journal that I scribbled in on my safaria through Kenya and Tanzania last year.
I have a little framed photo of my old cat Pook as a kitten.
And a faux crow on top of my computer that's real enough looking to have startled a friend of mine who is not particularly fond of birds.



2 Choices
Salt or Pepper: Pepper
Hot or Cold: Hot

1 Place You Want To Visit:
Nepal. I'm planning on going there year after next to visit my little friend Ritika outside Kathmandu. I'm going to Italy next May as well, but that's a place I've travelled to before.

For Those of You Who Missed the Parade...Memories of a Home-made Dragon Costume

Queen Victoria might have described Sunday's small-town experience as "No pudding and no fun! " (as the grand lady was wont to say), but surely even she would applaud the dedication of coming out to the Victoria Day Parade in the pelting rain.

If you happened to be sensibly snug and dry in your bed that holiday morning, you missed:

* an ear-splitting array of fire-engine sirens, Sparky the Fire dog, and the sight of me waving and yelling to my friend Bridget in one of the fire-trucks. I earned her two points...she was having a little competition with her male fire-fighter friend to see who could get the most women to wave at them. She won. :)

* An entry by the Holy Chicken Performing Arts society featuring costumed stilt-walkers, hula-hoopers, fairies, and sinister-looking hooded medieval types

* Six, count'em, SIX pipe bands playing the two songs that bagpipes seem to play at parades. One of the pipers had a leopard pelt of some description over his shoulder. Are leopards traditionally Scottish?

*Hordes of children on decorated bicycles. I did this when I was a kid but I doubt I would've been dedicated enough to ride in the rain. It doesn't take that much work to tie the pom-poms on after all.

* A little black car with hand-painted flames on its hood which would lurch backwards and then gun the engine forward to produce a smoke show , instantly triggering a flood of memories from when my friend Tai used to do parking-lot smoke-shows in her Dodge Charger. Ah, those were the days....

* A parade of politicians in vehicles heavily advertising Dodge Chrysler Jeep. That's fine and all, but on many of the cars they'd forgotten to put the little sign up saying which politician/ very important person was inside. "So it's kind of like watching really slow traffic go by", observed my friend, who, like me, comes to these parades solely out of childhood nostalgia.

* And finally, two people valiantly trying to fill out a dragon costume. It was a favourite entry of mine. It may not have been spectacular, but Kim and I immediately shouted when we saw it.

You see, once upon a time, long years ago, but in this very village parade, the childhood selves of Tai and Kim and I wore a dragon costume too. It was dreadfully clever for something made from cardboard boxes and green garbage bags.

We worked long hours on it, and I've been looking around my house trying to find the old faded photograph of ourselves in all our reptilian glory, but perhaps it's better, gentle readers, if you use your imaginations.

Its cardboard mouth was open and lined with cardboard teeth. It had a long spiked back and a tail that could swish around if we were careful not to trip. The dragon wore a flowered lei around its neck, our sole concession to the Hawaiian theme of the parade day.

Iif I'm remembering correctly (ah, those fuzzy-edged happy memories) we'd stop walking along the parade route every so often to do a little marching-in-place Dragon Dance .

It was hot and dark inside the beast :if you think about it, that's very authentic for being inside a dragon under any circumstance.

Tai was the brains behind the head of our lizard, Kim walked in the middle, and I was the tail-swisher. It was a long parade route to walk, hunched over and two out of three of us mostly-blind. I had a lovely view of our sneakers and the pavement.

But I remember our jubiliation when we won the ten dollar prize for Best Costume in our category (whatever that was). Back then, with a twenty-five cent a week allowance, ten dollars was big money. Even split four ways. You see, my other best friend in the world, Pol, helped make the dragon, even if she wasn't inside.

When we saw that dragon in this weekend's parade, we were thinking of that stuffy but nostalgic walk down the main street twenty years ago.

Watching this year's dragon, Kim's comment was: "They need a third person inside. Then it would have been great."

Crazy Big Flowers and Coffee Shop Goodbyes

Something I'm happy about:
I'm in love with my tree peony--it's got the craziest, most enthusiastically enormous flowers I know. A bride could use one of these flowers all by itself as a bouquet. But the bridesmaids trying to catch it would have to watch out. One of these beauties could probably knock the wind out of you if it hit you in the head.

I could swear they weren't in bloom yesterday. They just sort of exploded sometime in the wee hours of this morning.

Something I'm unhappy about:

My favourite local coffee-shop has been sold and is becoming a chain known as Serious Coffee . I have nothing against that chain in particular--I've never been to one...I only hope their coffee is not too serious---it's just that I'm going to miss Joe Read's . There are not enough fabulous coffee shops around alas.

They had the cheapest lattes in town. They had a sitting area where you could stay for a long time without staff hassling you to buy another drink (they had a chess board and board games available). You could browse their little book-shelves for something to buy and read, and they had obscure but talented musicians there jamming on their guitars or violins or harps on music nights. I met Oona McOuat here!

There was always local art on the walls, and darnit, that's where the local pagan Coffee Cauldron used to hang out.

One Hundred and Twenty in the Shade

It felt like summer today. Gorgeous hot sunshine. It felt so wonderful on my face this morning (well, behind a hat and liberal sunscreen that is).

But by mid-afternoon I felt like wilting, the delicate flower that I am. I was ready to hide in the shadows or stand in front of an open fridge. My body apparently hasn't adjusted yet from the cool Canadian winter temperatures.

I'm surprised at how much I felt the heat today. It's only twenty-eight degrees, I told myself. That's not much more than eighty Fahrenheit, right?

I've been hotter than this.

A few years back I travelled in Spain and Morocco in late July. Note to self: that's really not the smartest time of year to travel if you're not very fond of hot weather. The mercury was like nothing I've ever experienced before.

One bakingly-hot afternoon as we wandered through the eerily-quiet streets of Marrakech (there were a few merchants selling fruit and bottled water, but mostly it was just us and some mad dogs and Englishmen about), I noticed that the asphalt was becoming soft and malleable under my feet. You could push the toe of your shoe into the pavement and leave an impression. My feet could feel the heat uncomfortably through my thin rubber soles.

I had to laugh when I realized it was so hot my shoes were melting. They never did recover.

The temperature hit 52 degrees Celsius that day (that's around 125 Fahrenheit).

I watched fascinated as huge globules of sweat formed above the neckline of my dress, perfectly round drops that paused before they slid down my front and disappeared. I honestly didn't know I could produce so much perspiration.

You know the saying, "Horses sweat, men perspire, and women glow"? Well, I was glowing so much you could have stuck me on the top of a light-house and used me as a beacon.

The air-conditioning unit in our hotel roared and coughed like a truck revving its engine, but it somehow was the sweetest sound when we finally sought refuge in our cool, dim room, firmly shuttered against the sun.

So I really shouldn't complain about a little Spring sunshine. But a breeze would be nice. Just a little one?

Work in Progress

Ever have a day (a week rather) when there are all sorts of things you'd like to write about on your blog, but for various reasons you just can't?

Frustrating.

I'll just say that I'd really like to help a friend, but I'm fresh out of ideas.

I leave you instead with a photo of the top part of my new bellydance costume. I worked on it all day Saturday while I visited with Pol and I'm rather pleased with it--it's one way to recycle the odds and ends and mis-matched earrings in one's jewellry box!

I Blame Pac-Man

Remember when Pac-Man was the height of video-game sophistication?

I do. But I really, really sucked at playing it. Those little pixelated ghosts really annoyed me, the way they'd always run down and slaughter my little yellow pac-man before he even had half a chance to eat the little dots. The game was not dear to my heart.

So how did I get stuck in Grade 8 Home Economics class making an enormous fuzzy Pac-Man cushion? The material was thick yellow plush and wreaked havoc with the needle of my sewing machine. The red corduroy inset for his mouth was complicated. It was an awful first sewing project! Whatever happened to making a tea-towel or an apron?

The only part of the whole project that did not make my thirteen-year-old self weep or curse in despair was gluing the googly eyes to its head. That I could do.

The whole Pac-Man project turned me off sewing. It was not fun, and I was not talented at it. And I make a point of avoiding things which make me feel untalented.

I don't have that cushion anymore, although now I wish I'd kept it. To prove to folks that, under duress, I once operated a sewing machine.

Since then, I've painted and embroidered and decoupaged and sculpted and tried my hand at all sorts of creative endeavours...but will I sew, actually choose material and approach a sewing machine? The prospect makes me break out in a cold sweat.

That's why I'm grateful to friends like Sandra---friends who will hold my hand and guide me through the sewing process with detailed instructions: measure here, cut this length, iron on this interface, pound this grommet, rip this seam....

I was over at her house this evening working on the belt that's part of our dance troupe costume. It's a simple project really, and I was a little embarrassed at my lack of basic sewing knowledge. Again, I blame Pac-Man.

But all the actual sewing is over with now, except for hand-stitching some tassles and feathers on, which is do-able.

I spent a few hours this past week ripping old material scraps into long strips and braiding them into wild rag-tag pieces that will hang down from the velvet belt-panels which are laced together with criss-crossing cord.

We're going for a crazy, colourful, funky tribal look. Our troupe decided that our costume had to be as inexpensive as possible and so we're relying on creativity for this one rather than cash.

Everybody's costume will look a little different. Sandra showed me the black feathers from a boa she is adding to the top of her own. She is also hanging colourful scarves, little bells, and even a little wind-chime from her belt.

It's a work in progress still but I like the way it's looking so far. I wasn't so sure at first when I first heard Sandra's vision of the braids. But yes, I like them.

In fact I'm almost thinking the sewing-gods were looking more kindly upon me tonight. Mind you, the seam-ripper demanded a sacrifice and I wounded myself a little. But I'm in a much better mood than I was in Grade 8 sewing class.

Gardens, Monks, and Sock Drawers

In the Spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt."

--Margaret Atwood

Thanks for the quote, Kim. :)

I haven't been blogging as regularly as I used to--Spring is here and I get rather busy outside. My garden is my child and it's growing up nicely--but it's a rather messy kid and I'm the one who has to run after it. I haven't been spending much quality time in front of the computer.

As you can see from the photo, the bunny rabbits did not get all my tulips! These are the ones I planted late. If you get lazy in the autumn and don't plant your spring bulbs, you can hold off to February and still have them come up, at least in these parts. Oh, and I do get lazy in the autumn.

I also seem to be spending a fair bit of time spring-cleaning lately. I like things spacious and uncluttered, but stuff kinda creeps in and fills up the empty spaces.

I'm reminded of a class in Buddhism I took last year. The monk teaching the class told us about the time a friend of his arrived in Canada from Tibet with his meagre possessions. While staying at someone's home, he happened to see the contents of their sock drawer.

There were seventeen pairs of socks in the drawer.

Seventeen pairs! The visiting monk's mind reeled. He could not fathom why anybody would need so many. What was the purpose? Did Canadians need so many socks?

As a girl who rather likes socks,( and who also likes to have cozy feet in the winter and who probably has at least as many as seventeen pairs in various funky colours and patterns), I could gently explain to that poor bewildered monk why someone might have so many. But he does have a good point. I realize there is a saturation point when a person just has TOO MUCH of something.

This anecdote in class segued into a talk on letting go of possessions and the philosophy of non-attachment to things, but it was the story about the socks that came back to me this evening as I savagely went through my closet and drawers.

I filled three garbage bags full of clothing items to donate to a charity run that picks up tomorrow morning. Some of the clothes were given to me by friends to wear or sell, some items were things hopelessly too small or unfashionable or worn-out. Some things were just things I've let sit on hangers while I pondered what the heck I was thinking when I spent good money on them.

And I get the feeling I could do the same thing again if I pondered a bit more.

Flea Market in France

Today is the opening day of the outdoor flea market in my town. It's dawning bright and beautiful.

So, why am I muttering under my breath and disgustedly watching the rain clouds being chased away by a fresh breeze over the horizon?

Because I am a flea market merchant who believed the weatherman who made all sorts of ominous predictions about the amount of rain that was going to fall on my head today should I have set up my tables.

So I stayed up late, did NOT load my junk (er, merchandise) in my car the night before, and generally luxuriated in my soft bed until nearly eight o'clock: FAR too late to get down to the market and set up properly.

Drat. I really wish I was there. That's how I make my travel money.

Sigh. My dance teacher will be happy as I told her I'd make it to practice this morning if I cancelled my flea market booking due to weather.

But I'd rather be getting rid of all that stuff that's been piling up in my garage all winter, waiting for spring and the flea-market season to begin.

The pictures in this post were taken year before last when I was in Bordeaux, France. It was a day perfect for taking in a flea-market: my spidey-senses led me to one just off a main street: a hot dusty warren of stalls and dirt avenues. The sun baked down on antique furniture, claw-footed bathtubs, hideous French knick-knacks, and sparkling silver and brass bric-a-brac.

Bric-a-brac: that's French for junk.

It was a fabulous market, but the fierce sun soon drove me to a shady park to eat ice-cream and dabble in the fountains.

I didn't buy anything after all at the flea market; the prices made me gasp. It was costly French uppercrust junk (far more pricey than my modest Canadian junk) that wouldn't have fit in my luggage in any case.

But I loved looking anyway. I felt totally at ease there. I imagined myself behind a table here, speaking French and fleecing the tourists who'd go home happy with their exotic French treasures. Win-win. Everybody's happy.

I feel this common tie with flea market/bazaar merchants wherever I go: in Bordeaux and Avignon, in Rome, in Morocco, London, or Kenya.

Yes, all of us flea market merchants, we kindred bric-a-brac sellers...we're all hoping for a sunny day and crowds of people to take home our junk.

Jingly Underwear and Related Anxiety

This nature walk is brought to you by the letters "A" (for slight Anxiety) and "B" (for Barely-There Bellydance Costume).

My dance troupe is having a sewing bee next weekend and we'll be starting to make the costumes we'll be wearing at the show in June.

The top part is literally a bra with jangly things sewn onto it. Wonderful sparkly things actually---coins, beads, charms, cowrie shells, and part of an elaborate silver Indian necklace...alas, it's still an alarmingly small amount of material.

I'm accustomed to Indian- style choli tops or ruffled gypsy/peasant blouses when I dance, and I'm feeling like there's going to be a lot more of Spider Girl's skin exposed than I prefer.

The only solution to being comfortable dancing- in- my- underwear (albeit sparkly, jazzed-up underwear) in public that I can see is to whip my l'il tum-tum into the best shape of its life in the next six weeks. I've held a little pep-rally in my head to convince myself it can be done.

Of course it can be done. All one truly needs is an incentive ( an upcoming wedding, or better yet, a high-school reunion) to look deep into oneself and find a really firm resolve to enjoy salad and daily exercise.

And so, a perfect reason to take the photographs in this post-- a brisk evening walk through the trails and foot-paths around the local Air Park (through the forest, along the streams of the Millard-Piercy watershed, along the beach, and past the helicopter hangars), my second hike there this week. It was gorgeous out there.

Plus I've managed to actually make an appearance at the gym and danced two classes this week. So, blog-readers, Operation Proud-in-my-Jingle-Bra begins.

Stephen Harper Eats Babies

Hee hee...

It may be childish, but I must share this news link:

Stephen Harper Eats Babies

Because I think there should be more quoteable quotes like this when it comes to Canadian politicians:

"I worked with Stephen Harper for five years and never once did he, in that time, eat a baby."

Beltane and Cherry Blossoms

Happy Beltane to everybody who celebrates it! And Happy Spring to the rest of y'all!

The cherry blossoms are finally blooming in my garden. The blossoms seem to have opened about a week late, although I'm sure it feels like just the right time to the trees. Usually by the first of May, the blossoms here are already falling and blowing about the streets in great silky puffs of pink petals You can almost set your watch to the flowering trees in this town.

I remember one year, on the evening of the first of May, some dear friends and I collected boxfuls of cherry blossoms from the ground, and took them with us to a meadow with a grove of slim trees in it.

We lit candles and hung them in the trees, made crowns of flowers for our hair, and drank some wine in friendship together.

And then we took handfuls of the soft pink blossoms and threw them up in the air, over ourselves and each other, dancing and laughing.

It was one of those uncanny evenings when it seems as if you've stepped into an otherworldly place, and looking back I can still see the beautiful faces of my friends, looking for all the world like forest nymphs through a rain of pale pink flowers.

Do they remember it like that too I wonder?

In any case, whenever the trees blossom over my garden-bench I think back to my favourite Beltane....

I recently read an article in the local newspaper about the Japanese cherry-blossom festival known as Hanami, which means "flower-viewing". It is a lovely custom: families gather in parks to enjoy the amazing spectacle of the blooming cherry-blossom ( Sakura ) trees. They have picnics and the celebration carries on all day and into the evening with eating and drinking and inevitably karaoke.

I can't help but wish for more North American holidays that celebrate the pure enjoyment of flowers (ARE there any?). I'm so glad that garden-tour season is nearly upon us.




Japanese blossom-viewing locations

Betty Boop in a China Shop

Improv dance is challenging---what will I do? How will I look to the audience? What if I don't know the music? What are my arms and legs doing ?!...

Yes, we tried out some dance games at Thursday night's bellydance class. It was the end of a dance session, with one favourite teacher passing the next session on to another favourite teacher due to other life committments, so we were all feeling a little bittersweet. We were sitting in a circle on the floor, discussing upcoming dance parties and recent epiphanies, and not really feeling much like dancing, when someone had the bright idea to fetch a bottle of wine from a nearby shop to toast our teacher.

Well, it's amazing how much more energy we had in us after downing a mere thimbleful of wine: we decided to play a game to practice our improv skills. We wrote a "location" or "environment" on one piece of folded-up paper, and then an "emotion" on the other. We put them in the middle and randomly drew one from each pile.

My first random dance instructions were to combine the feeling of "euphoria" with being " in a favourite childhood place (like a fort)". And then the other dancers watching me had to guess what I was trying to convey. Ah, belly-dance charades! It builds character, I'm sure.

Other class members danced being "joyful in an ocean", "overwhelmed in a greenhouse", and a very saucy portrayal of being "sultry in the kitchen".

We played a second round where we now chose a "character" as well as a location.

I guess its a good thing to challenge oneself... that's how I ended up dancing "Betty Boop in a China Shop" to a Turkish dance tune the other night. I got the Betty Boop idea across in a satisfyingly short time, but how exactly does one belly-dance being in a china-shop?

And then a third round---yes, I think any self-consciousness had dissolved by this point in the evening... we were laughing too hard.

I danced an improv duet with my teacher as my partner: she portrayed a medieval knight and I had to personify Spring Equinox--strewing flowers from an invisible basket and pretending to run my fingers through my imaginary long, flowing hair.

I also watched a dance duel between Super Woman and a sword-fighter, and a stand-off (in dance) between a female wrestler and a flamenco-dancer! Now that's something you don't see every day!

Urinetown, the Musical

Little Sally I don't think too many people are going to come see this musical, Officer Lockstock.

Lockstock Why do you say that, Little Sally? Don't you think people want to be told that their way of life is unsustainable?

Little Sally That, and the title's awful.

---quote from Urinetown: the Musical


My mother and I went to see a musical with the unlikely title Urinetown the other day, a Broadway production put on by the local highschool players. It was getting great reviews for a production about pee. "Ya gotta go!", they said. :)

Yeah, well when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Excuse me, gentle readers, but I will be mentioning natural bodily functions at least several times more in this post.

Urinetown takes place in a future time when severe water shortages and drought have resulted in the government and big business (the Urine-Good-Company) taking charge of the local amenities---the poor citizens have to pay to pee, and are subjected to ever-increasing fee hikes. Some citizens may not have enough money to pay the daily toll, but penalties are harsh for those trying to avoid paying by peeing in the bushes, as it were. In fact, violators of the public urination rule may just find themselves hauled off by the local police force to a mysterious and sinister place known as Urinetown.

Well, eventually the people revolt and try to take back the toilets---starting with Public Amenity #9 !

This is one of those musicals that manages to be a satire of both society and other musicals. There are heavy underlying themes here: corporate greed, environmental destruction, the slippery slope of the good guys losing the moral high ground. But all the misery is played out in cheerful song-and-dance routines and subtle (and-not-so subtle) pop-cultural references to other musicals such as Les Miserables and West Side Story . The more musicals you've seen, the more you will appreciate it.

Some will find it heavy-handed. Some will find it intelligent. It definitely made me laugh, mostly from the humour, but sometimes from the surrealism. I thought it was a lot of fun, and the only time ever I've heard the word "piss" in a high-school production.

It's funny, I mentioned I was going to this musical to one of the parents at the preschool where I work.

She looked wildly around to see if any children were listening, and said in hushed tones: "Isn't that the play where they talk about...pee?"

I tried not to laugh. After all, we talk about pee all day, every day with the children: Don't forget to go pee! Have you peed yet? Don't wait to pee--go right away! Wash your hands after you pee..and so forth.

Anyway, I leave you with some trivia about toilets that was posted in the hallway outside the theatre....


* The average family uses 119 rolls of toilet paper in a year.

* Most toilets flush in the key of E flat.

* Germs in human waste can pass through 10 sheets of toilet paper.

* Only 30% of the world's population uses toilet paper.

*Each day, North Americans use 4.8 billion gallons of water to flush toilets.

* The average person spends three years of their life on the toilet.

This may be too much information. :)

Visit From the Compost Fairy

Once upon a time my brother asked me what he could get me for my birthday, and I answered from the bottom of my gardener's heart: a load of manure, pretty please.

"I can't give you manure for your birthday", I remember him scoffing. "What kind of present is that?"

Apparently pooh was not an acceptable birthday present. But that was in the days before he became a gardener too. I suspect he'd have a different opinion now.

Jeff and I came home from work today to find the Compost Fairy, otherwise known as Jeff's mom, busily shovelling a truckload of well-aged fish compost onto the side of my driveway. The stuff is black gold in the garden. It's a token of appreciation for Jeff doing her taxes--it's much welcomed...yep, give us a pile of well-rotted fish innards (as long as they're not smelly anymore) and we're content. :)

I spent the early part of the evening tonight hauling it around to my garden beds--eighty buckets worth and then I stopped because my arms told me to and I was red-faced and somewhat sweaty. Also, I hadn't had any dinner yet.



On my brother's blog the other day I read a description of all the work he went to installing a little Zen garden with pond in his yard. He's getting his yard ready for the wedding in July. I seem to recall that he hauled about eighty loads of gravel to the new garden site. My sympathies, brother. I have a new understanding of your project.

The pictures in this post are all of flora blooming in my garden at the moment...

Earth Day Fashion with Bugs and Bark

Here are some images from a Earth Day fashion show I went to at the Abbey yesterday.

The designer, a girl I know who is also a local hula-hoop teaching master, makes luscious bellydance costumes and is promoting her line of clothing made with natural dyes from insects and marigolds and cherry-bark and such.

Of course, I went for the belly-dancing!

The fashion lines ( Goddesswear, Naturally Dyed, Funwear and designer Tracey Mantha's personal Costume Collection ) were loosely grouped around the theme of the four elements-- Earth, Water, Fire and Air-- and a different dancer introduced each line of clothing in an outfit made by Tracey.

Heather danced Earth in a green and white outfit hung with quartz crystals--she always looks so relaxed as she dances.

Edith danced Water in silky blues with a beautiful jewel on her forehead. I loved the other dances too, but Edith's was special--she was like a naiad gathering water in a otherworldly forest.

True to her personality, fiery Taiya danced the element of Fire, in a peek-a-boo ripped velour outfit with a lit candelabrum on her head. She once danced a Fire-Finger dance at a show I was co-producing (she had long lit tapers on the ends of her fingers), and I was certain the smoke was going to set the fire alam off....she's pretty amazing.

Cathy danced Air combining gauzy veils, trailing white flowers and feathers. She used the breeze from a portable fan for artistic effect.
Between dance numbers the models (at least two of them pregnant) pirouetted to the strains of Slammin' Jack and Declining Amphibian Phenomenon .

The fashions were funky and fun to look at, although few were my personal style. I liked the ruffles added to denim effect though--just the other day I saw someone wearing a skirt of hers and admired it. I thought the long hooded velvet outfits were quite lovely too, in a medieval/witchy way.

I was also impressed (nay, blown away) by the colours produced by the natural dyes: organic raspberries can create a fabulous shade of purple. A Mexican insect produces a soft blue shade. Tree barks coloured clothing in oranges, yellows, browns, and greens. Marigold flowers dyed things a yummy yellow. I remember long ago trying to dye cloth and experimenting with beets and onion skins--my colours were in comparison disappointingly bland.

My favourite piece of clothing today was a soft and velvety fringed, sleeveless brown dress with mushrooms appliqued on the front and a matching shoulder-bag. Super cute. I would definitely wear it:

" Mushroom Girl glows in this simple and natural frock, perfect for a walk in the coastal rain forest with her handy mushroom-picking bag......"
Other clothing made by Tracey was recycled from vintage pieces and even garbage. One girl modelled a costume known as The Recycling Queen : it featured a chest-piece made from take-out food cartons and a skirt fringed with old CD's. She was crowned with old Christmas tree lights. Oddly enough, the look somehow worked on her.